Everyone in the world knows for good that, when you learn a language, the first things you want to know are bad words, insults and other blasphemies.
But you are in the merde if you want to swear… politely. Sometimes you have to! In front of kids in a class (“Oh dear”, “Oh my goodness”) or your grandparents, right?
Instead of saying “shit“, I heard one day Brian Eno saying “Shhhhite” (like realizing there was a cam, he had to finish his “shh” in another way). I liked shite!
One friend told me that kids could use “Oh snap” instead of it.
Today I googled a bit and found :
Son of a beach, mother trucker, or “Motherfather!” (haha), holy buckets (??). Ice hole. Shazbot. Dirty bear. Cheese and rice (instead of Jesus Christ). Sugarfoot. Upsy Daisy.
Shiznit. Chappaquiddick, etc, ohlalaaa.
“Get stuffed” instead of “fuck you”. I just found “up yours” : REALLY? That’s GREAT!
I love the simple and smart “What the eff”.
One site advised to use Old Swearing Terms, like Fopdoodle or Zooterkins. And what’s “Crummidy Dum Dum”? Well, dear, I need some help here…
Bleep yourself : “I lost my bleeping pencil!”.
These pages :
Well, in France we sometimes use the Belgian ones…
Thanks for reading!
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