Festivities your are not invited to

OK I’m french. My english is a frenglish, it’s rusty and wobbly, et voilà. Try me, though. I’ll do my best. I promise. If sometimes it’s too bad, just laugh at me or roll you eyes.

Rats !

Vous n’êtes pas invité ? So there !

After all, do you really like… “festivities” ? Parties ? Really ?

Why aren’t you invited ? You’re a boring person ? People know that you don’t like to party on schedule, when ordered to ?

Well, if invited, you would have say : “Non merci”. Don’t you ?

OK. Maybe it’s just sarcasm. Now you sulk. You would have liked to be invited, so you say you don’t, because you’re proud. You are NOT invited. Maybe it’s a mistake, but maybe it’s on purpose. Efff…

No. Happy alone. Listen to some opera. Read some French book (Giono ? Colette ?).

Rats !